Zitat von Charlie Brooker (über Cricket)

Beim Cricket passiert wirklich gar nichts. Selbst die Highlights sehen aus, als wäre das Bild eingefroren.

Nothing happens in cricket, ever. Even the highlights resemble a freeze frame.

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Tinder is the ultimate gamification of romance. It's "Pokemon Go" for the heart.

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Is hacking ever acceptable? It depends on the motive.

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In the early '80s, the arcade game Pac-Man was twice as popular as oxygen.

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Brexit is a harbinger for Trump, really.

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Cells couldn't multiply without this, the IKEA instruction manual for life, DNA. DNA is tiny yet comlex, like Tom Cruise.

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Apparently, Islam can be a sensitive topic, and the producers say if I don't follow this script to the letter, there's a chance I'll cause a serious international incident.

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The European kings agreed and launched a sort of armed charity drive to forcibly provide the Islamic world with crucifixes. They called it "cruce-aid".

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Das dunkle Zeitalter war eine Tragödie für den menschlichen Fortschritt. Es verzögerte die Einführung von 5G um mehrere hundert Jahre.

The Dark Ages were a tragedy for human progress that put back the ollout of 5G by hundreds of years.

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Wenn man damals Christ war, war das Kolosseum der schlimmste Ort, ein Elendsviertel, zu vergleichen mit Birmingham.

If you were Christian back then, perhaps the worst place to find yourself was the Colosseum, an area of misery on a par with Birmingham.

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Man mag sich nicht einig sein, ob er Gottes Sohn war und Wunder vollbrachte, wie auf Wein gehen und einem tauben Mann zum Sehen zu verhelfen. Aber alle sind sich einig, dass er Toleranz und Vergebnung predigte. Die Botschaft war so wichtig, dass seine eifrigsten Anhänger irgendwann anfingen, alle zu töten, die sie nicht hören wollten.

Whether or not they think he was the actual son of God who performed miracles like walking on wine or helping a deaf man see, they all agree he preached tolerance and forgiveness, a message so important his most ardent followers would eventually start killing anyone who didn't want to hear it.

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Dank des Vulkanausbruchs wissen wir, dass Römer eine graue Haut hatten, glatzköpfig waren und die Zeit damit verbrachten, in ihren furchtbar staubigen Häusern rumzuliegen.

Thanks to the volcano we know every-day Romans had grey skin, were totally bald, and spent their time lying around inside their shockingly dusty houses.