Zitate und Sprüche von Cate Dunlap

You didn't know Luke. How funny he was, how much he loved his family. But shades of gray don't sell like black and white, do they?

You're gonna take a little jog over to Dick's Sporting Goods. Buy yourself a nice Louisville slugger. Bring it right back to the quad and swing that bat as hard as you can into your nuts. Every hour, on the hour. And every time you swing, yell "Jumanji." Sound good?

I'm Cate's imaginary friend from when she was a kid. Boyfriend, really. I taught her how to jerk off. Diddle that skittle. Flick the bean. Gotta find that man in the canoe. Came like a faucet. She'd crank up the Jonas Brothers. She'd hump a soldier boy pillow. She'd raw dog that pillow till she saw God.

In darkness, stars can truly shine.

You work with dangerous animals all day, sooner or later, you're gonna get bitten.

I'm kind of like PewDiePie without the Nazi stuff.

Wherever we go, we promised we're in this together.

Jordan: "Next time, I won't rescue you."
Marie: "You didn't."
Jordan: "F*cking did."
Marie: "I exploded his dick."
Jordan: "Because I distracted him. Tag team cocksplosion."

It's not about the talent. It's about the drive.

Sometimes people don't have an angle. Sometimes, they're just actual human beings.

I'm the last person who thinks they're a hero. I f*cking hate myself half the time.

You all act like you're made of steel. But you're not. No one is.

Being a hero is not what you think. You know, if you're gonna do this, make sure you do it for you.

I'm just... The kid addicted to their PlayStation. Who goes to Olive Garden just for the breadsticks, who binges Property Brothers. I've never changed, Dad. I've always just been me.

Is a male asshole tighter than a female asshole?

Hi! I have been dying to meet you. Oh, God, you're so pretty. You want a White Claw? It's 10:01 somewhere.

Piece of dickless shit.

Hughie, these women they're like fine wine, the older they get, the more delicious, but the drier.

You wanna know what I do when I'm sad… or scared? F*cking nothing. Cuz I'm not a f*cking p*ssy.

Do you like Jordan? Do you want to hang out with them? Do you want to talk to them? Do you want to put your mouth on their mouth and other f*cking body parts? I mean, come on. This isn't quantum physics.

You know when Golden Boy flames on his clothes burn off? It's like a big, fiery sea cucumber.

I'm not here to do keg stands or get high or get in touch with my feelings about my past. I'm here to be a hero.

How you feel? 'Cause I'm sweating cocaine.

I know more about Supes than just about any soul alive.