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Woody once risked his life to save mine, and I couldn't call myself his friend if I wasn't willing to do the same.

I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet.

There seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere.

Woody: "Hey, Buzz! You're flying."
Buzz Lightyear: "This isn't flying, this is falling with style!"

We have a friend in need, and we will not rest until he's safe in Andy's room.

Woody, you're not a collector's item, you're a child's plaything. You. Are. A. Toy!

We're going in the attic now, folks. Keep your accessories with you at all times. Spare parts, batteries, anything you need for an orderly transition.

He's not lost. Not anymore.

You're mocking me, aren't you?

I've set my laser from stun to kill!

Come on. Let’s see how much we’re going for on eBay.

Buzz Lightyear: "Excuse me, I think the word you're searching for is 'Space Ranger'."
Woody: "The word I'm searching for I can't say, because there's preschool toys present."

We’re not preschool toys, Slinky. We can read.

Your'e right, Prospector. I can't stop Andy from growing up... but I wouldn't miss it for the world.

Rex: "No, no, no, no."
Buzz Lightyear: "Oh, you almost had him."
Rex: "I'm never gonna defeat Zurg!"
Buzz Lightyear: "Sure, you will, Rex. In fact, you're a better Buzz than I am."
Rex: "But look at my little arms! I can't press the 'fire' button and 'jump' at the same time!"

Alien toys: "You have saved our lives. We are eternally grateful."
Mrs. Potato-Head: "You saved their lives? My hero! They're so adorable. Let's adopt them!"
Alien toys: "Daddy!"

I'm sorry, honey, but you know... toys don't last forever.

You never forget kids like Emily, or Andy, but they forget you.

How long will it last, Woody? Do you really think Andy is going to take you to college, or on his honeymoon? Andy's growing up, and there's nothing you can do about it. It's your choice, Woody. You can go back, or you can stay with us and last forever. You'll be adored by children for generations.

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.

In my experience, it's all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that time, boys kind of calm down and start focusing their testosterone. Girls get a little challenging, especially for fathers.

Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.

I said my face bomb, ass tight
Racks stack up Shaq height
Jewelry on me, flashlight
I been lit since last night