Welcome to the Burning Man Festival 2015 in the middle of buttf*ck nowhere, a Mekka, a melting pot of STDs.
Ozzy Man Reviews - MEGA COMPILATION #4
170,000 white women with dreadlocks are currently trapped in a dry lake bed due to flooding.
September 2023
You're gonna move the ocean into the desert? That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard, unless they do it while Burning Man is happening. In which case, go for it. Please take a bath, you dirty hippies!
You have just constructed a straw man so large you could burn it in the desert and hold an annoying festival around it.
John Oliver in Last Week Tonight - Juni 2014
I like going to Burning Man, for example. That's an environment where people can try out different things.
Feel the burn - in dust we trust!
Burning Man is an annual experiment in temporary community dedicated to radical self-expression and radical self-reliance.
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So Leute die da wirklich richtig hardcore sind, hinfahren, Zelte aufschlagen, den ganzen Tag nur Bier saufen und Dosen-Ravioli essen, gar nicht duschen und dann am dritten Tag noch jemanden aufreißen. Also ganz ehrlich, das sind so Menschen, die würd' ich gerne mal interviewen. Ich glaub diese Menschen schaffen alles im Leben. Wenn du am dritten Tag von 'nem Festival noch 'nen Bl*wjob bekommst, ohne duschen gewesen zu sein... der kannst du auch alles verkaufen.
Leila Lowfire in Besser als Sex Podcast
1"Warum riechst du an der Wasserflasche?"
Ich (23), war die letzten 3 Tage auf einem Festival und traue nicht mal mehr meiner eigenen Mutter.
Ich (23), war die letzten 3 Tage auf einem Festival und traue nicht mal mehr meiner eigenen Mutter.
"Why do you smell the water bottle before drinking?"
Me (23), just came back from a festival, having major trust issues.
Me (23), just came back from a festival, having major trust issues.
Schlafentzug, Lärm und ständig kotzt einer. Kleinkinder haben ist auch wie ein Festival.
Have you ever had sex at a music festival?
It's f*cking in tents (intense).
It's f*cking in tents (intense).
Auf Nächte, die zu Morgen wurden,
und auf Freunde, die zu Familie wurden!
und auf Freunde, die zu Familie wurden!
Here's to the nights that turned into mornings,
and the friends that turned into family!
and the friends that turned into family!
So I purchased a DVD called "Fyre Festival: Behind the Scenes".
It cost $100 and there was no disc in the case.
It cost $100 and there was no disc in the case.
Herr, gib mir Kaffee, um zu verändern, was ich kann; und Festivals um zu akzeptieren, dass es nicht alles ist.
Lord, give me coffee to change the things I can and music festivals to accept the things I can't.
Ich liebe den amerikanischen Südwesten im Allgemeinen. Ich möchte Arizona, New Mexico, Nevada, Utah nennen. Dort ist für mich der Himmel.
I love the American Southwest, for starters. You may call them Arizona, New Mexico, Nevada, Utah. I call them heaven.
Deangelo Vickers in The Office - Staffel 7 Episode 20
Von allen Bergketten die ich erklommen habe, mochte ich die Sierra Nevada am meisten.
Of all the mountain ranges I have climbed, I like the Sierra Nevada the best.
Glücksspiel ist der Kern von Nevadas Wirtschaft.
Gaming is the backbone of Nevada's economy.
Glück kann man nicht kaufen, aber einen Flug nach Nevada - und das ist quasi das selbe.
They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Nevada - and that's pretty much the same thing.
It's the 4th of July, that time of year when Americans who don't watch MSNBC, celebrate the nation's birthday.
Don't stereotype Asian people. Also, there's a good chance they're doctors, so they can help you out if you are worried.
I love getting in a Halloween spirit. I buy candy, and when trick-or-treaters come to my door, I eat it in their faces, to show that nothing in life is free!
I am sorry on behalf of most, if not close to all, of Australia at this point. I'm sorry about Raygun and that we broke dancing.
Ozzy Man Reviews - August 2024
The fellas point to someone in the man-cave... oi! It's 50 Cent, or as we say down-under... half a buck. Why is he upside down? That looks uncomfortable as f*ck! He's a dedicated bloke, I don't think I could comment videos upside down.
Ozzy Man Reviews - NFL Half Time Show
Spotify, die App mit Liedern der gesamten Musikgeschichte, die wir ausschließlich dafür nutzen, die selben vier Lieder immer wieder zu hören.
Spotify, the app with the entire history of recorded music that you only use to listen to four songs that you liked in high school.
Trevor Noah in The Daily Show - The Truth Behind Music Streaming
You don't need to show up like a SWAT Team to rescue a Barbie from a little girl. If anything, you should be rescuing the little girl from the Barbie. Should be getting there like, "little girl, watch out! That Barbie can give you a warped sense of what a woman's body is supposed to be!"
Trevor Noah in The Daily Show - Juni 2020
Deutschland... ein Land, das seinen Kindern Märchen erzählt, in denen zwei Kinder zum Sterben im Wald alleine gelassen, fast gekocht und gegessen werden, und dann eine alte Frau ermorden.
Germany... a country whose idea of a bedtime story is two children being left to die in the forest, before nearly being cooked and eaten and then murdering an old woman.
John Oliver (Last Week Tonight)
2Australien... Heimat aller Tiere, die eigentlich längst ausgestorben sein sollten.
Australia... home of every animal that seems like it should already be extinct.
John Oliver (Last Week Tonight)
1Manchmal ist es wichtig aufzuwachen und mit dem Träumen aufzuhören. Wenn du einen besonderen Traum hast, dann schnapp ihn dir!
Sometimes it's important to wake up and stop dreaming. When a really great dream shows up, grab it!
Viele Firmen haben auf lange Sicht keinen Erfolg. Was machen sie falsch? Sie konzentrieren sich nicht auf die Zukunft.
Lots of companies don't succeed over time. What do they fundamentally do wrong? They usually miss the future.
All the teams in the NBA will not be playing basketball on Election Day. And the Knicks were like, "Oh, no problem we don't play basketball every day, that's just what we do."
Trevor Noah in The Daily Show - August 2022
The government was beholden to the NRA, and the NRA's power stemmed from one oft-debated sentence written at a time when guns were muskets and lightning was witchcraft, the Second Amendment.
Jordan Klepper - Juni 2017
If you dare as an organization to certify the cancellation of the McRib, I will not accept those results. I'm gonna get a group of people together and we're going to travel and we're going to march down to McDonald's headquarters. We're going to McDonald's the first week of January to start the year off with a bang.