Jacob Peralta ist mein bester Detective. Er buchtet gern böse Jungs ein und er steht darauf, Rätsel zu knacken. Es gibt nur ein Rätsel, dass er noch nicht geknackt hat - wie man erwachsen wird.
Jacob Peralta is my best detective. He likes putting away bad guys and he loves solving puzzles. The only puzzle he hasn't solved is how to grow up.
Terry Jeffords - Staffel 1 Episode 1
1Der perfekte Partner ist jemand, der, egal wie sehr er einen hasst, ins Feuer rennen würde, um ihn zu retten.
Peralta: "Ich zieh' mir jetzt noch ein gesundes Frühstück rein."
Holt: "Sie wickeln Gummibärchen in eine Fruchtgummirolle?"
Peralta: "Frühstücks-Burrito... aber, ja."
Holt: "Ihr armer Zahnarzt."
Peralta: "Ha, reingefallen, ich hab' gar keinen Zahnarzt!"
Holt: "Sie wickeln Gummibärchen in eine Fruchtgummirolle?"
Peralta: "Frühstücks-Burrito... aber, ja."
Holt: "Ihr armer Zahnarzt."
Peralta: "Ha, reingefallen, ich hab' gar keinen Zahnarzt!"
Peralta: "I'm just gonna grab a healthy breakfast."
Holt: "Are those gummybears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?"
Peralta: "Breakfast-Burrito... but, yeah."
Holt: "I pity your dentist."
Peralta: "Joke's on you, I don't have a dentist!"
Holt: "Are those gummybears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?"
Peralta: "Breakfast-Burrito... but, yeah."
Holt: "I pity your dentist."
Peralta: "Joke's on you, I don't have a dentist!"
Jacob Peralta - Staffel 1 Episode 15
1Raymond: "Hier zwei Fotos. Eins zeigt ihren Spind, das andere stammt von einer Müllkippe auf den Philippinen. Können sie die zwei Fotos vielleicht zuordnen?"
Jacob: "Das ist die Müllkippe?"
Raymond: "Das ist beides ihr Spind!"
Jacob: "Das ist die Müllkippe?"
Raymond: "Das ist beides ihr Spind!"
Raymond: "Here are two pictures. One is your locker, the other is a garbage dump in the Philippines. Can you tell which is which?"
Jacob: "That one's the dump?"
Raymond: "They're both your locker!"
Jacob: "That one's the dump?"
Raymond: "They're both your locker!"
Captain Raymond Holt - Staffel 1 Episode 2
1Typ: "Ich bin ehrlich gesagt sehr froh, dass sie gekommen sind. Haben sie den Grasgeruch bemerkt? Bei uns ist so ein Typ eingedrungen, der hat kurz gekifft und ist abgehauen."
Jacob: "War das der selbe Typ, der die Bong da auf den Boden gestellt hat?"
Jacob: "War das der selbe Typ, der die Bong da auf den Boden gestellt hat?"
Guy: "I'm super glad you guys are here right now. Are you smelling that weed smell? 'Cause a dude broke in, smoked weed and bolted."
Jacob: "Do you think it's the same dude that left that bong there on the floor?"
Jacob: "Do you think it's the same dude that left that bong there on the floor?"
Jacob Peralta - Staffel 1 Episode 1
1Raymond: "Nochmal für alle, ich bin ihr neuer Vorgesetzter, Captain Ray Holt."
Amy: "Wir woll'n 'ne Rede!"
Raymond: "Das war meine Rede."
Amy: "Wir woll'n 'ne Rede!"
Raymond: "Das war meine Rede."
Raymond: "Everyone! I'm your new commanding officer, Captain Ray Holt."
Amy: "Speech!"
Raymond: "That was my speech."
Amy: "Speech!"
Raymond: "That was my speech."
Captain Raymond Holt - Staffel 1 Episode 1
1Wuntch: "Hello Raymond, how do you like my new office? Twentieth floor."
Raymond: "Yes, I never thought I'd see you this high without a broom under you."
Raymond: "Yes, I never thought I'd see you this high without a broom under you."
She's a devil and you don't dance with the devil, because you get burned. Also because in Madeline's case, she has no rhythm and her hands are like little rat claws.
Wuntch: "Sticks and Stones, Raymond."
Raymond: "Describing your breakfast?"
Raymond: "Describing your breakfast?"
Diese Zitate könnten dir auch gefallen
George Bush ist nicht dumm. Er ist böse. Okay? Es gibt einen großen Unterschied zwischen dumm und böse.
George Bush is not stupid. He's evil. OK? There's a huge difference between stupid and evil.
Es fühlt sich an, als würde unser Land von einem Haufen schlechter Alkoholiker-Väter geführt werden.
It's like our country is being run by a bunch of bad alcoholic dads right now.
90% of every art form is garbage - dance and stand-up, painting and music. Focus on the 10% that's good, suck it up, and drive on.
I have to drink this much to be as unfunny as you.
If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins.
Jogging is the worst. I know it keeps you healthy, but God, at what cost?
Ann Perkins in Parks and Recreation - Staffel 4 Episode 7
One time my refrigerator stopped working. I didn't know what to do. I just moved.
Tom Haverford in Parks and Recreation - Staffel 5 Episode 19
If you don't believe in love, what's the point of living?
I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.
Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation - Staffel 3 Episode 2
What I hear when I'm being yelled at is people caring really loudly at me.
I would like a glass of red wine and I'll take the cheapest one you have because I can't tell the difference.
I'm big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.
Du musst nicht alle deine Zähne putzen - nur die, die du behalten willst.
You don't have to brush all your teeth - just the ones you intend on keeping.
Mein liebster Teil an jedem Zahnarztbesuch ist der, an dem einfach in meinen Mund gestarrt und Zahlen gemurmelt werden, ich fühle mich wie ein Auto in einer Werkstatt, aber auch als ob gleich ein Dämon beschworen wird.
El Hotzo - Juni 2022, via Twitter
Ich liebe die Philippinen. Aber sie brauchen besseres Bier!
I love the Philippines. But they need better beer!
Gordon Herbert - September 2023, zum WM-Titel Deutschlands
No matter what I do, literally nothing bad can happen to me. I'm like a white, male U.S. Senator.
There's only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that is lying about being milk.
I'm going to tell you a secret about everyone else's job: no one knows what they are doing. Deep down, everyone is just faking it until they figure it out.
I had to call in a few favors. But if you don't call in favors to look at women in bikinis and assign them numerical grades, what the hell do you call in favors for?
Halloween is my favorite holiday. It's just the best. And I don't have to work! Hey sl*tty teenage girls dressed as sexy kittens, pump your own stomachs this year!
Captain Raymond Holt
Patton Oswalt
Parks and Recreation
Jacob Peralta
Zähne
Philippinen