Nice to meet you! I'm hungry. I mean... Briar!“I once heard someone say they're having "friends" for dinner. And people say I'm hungry!Is life the hunger of death...?Ah, finally. I needed a break from the city. Don't care where I'm going, as long as I'm moving.Let's see! Today, I'm going to... Climb a tree, learn the Noxian anthem, kill my enemies, and... Oh! Make a baby laugh.Remember. You can choose. Don't need to cut loose right away... You. Can. Choose.Books are magical! All I have to do is look at a bunch of squiggly lines and I become more powerful! Without any killing at all! Magic!Now that I think about it - fighters are honest, but it's the liars who start wars.I don't lose control - I free myself from control.Hey Talon, uh, what's the point of sneaking up on your target if they're gonna die either way?We fight so differently, Sion - you're like "eurrghhhh", and I'm like, "nomnomnomnomnomnomnom". You know?It is not polite to nibble on friends!Nature's more outta control than I am!Ears have a nice mouthfeel. Very chewy.Today's mystery: handshakes! Why—are they testing strength or, maybe, marking each other's scents?I'm not a picky eater - whether it's a splash of blood, a bloody limb, cold blood, warm blood... I'll try it all! 
