I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody's gonna love that guy.- BoJack in BoJack Horseman
We're just two lonely people trying to hate ourselves a little less.- BoJack in BoJack Horseman
He's so stupid he doesn’t realize how miserable he should be. I envy that.- BoJack in BoJack Horseman
I need to go take a shower so I can’t tell if I’m crying or not.- BoJack in BoJack Horseman
Bojack: 'How do you make something right when you've made it so wrong you can never go back.'
'I think you have to keep moving forward?'
Bojack: 'All my life that's all I’ve ever done. What's it gotten me?'
I do love you by the way, I mean as much as I'm capable of loving anyone, which is never enough.- BoJack in BoJack Horseman, Staffel 3 Episode 9
We're not doomed. In the great, grand scheme of things, we're just tiny specks that will one day be forgotten. So it doesn't matter what we did in the past, or how we'll be remembered. The only thing that matters is right now, this moment, this one spectacular moment we are sharing together.- BoJack in BoJack HorsemanAugenblick & Gegenwart
You are a horrible person, and you not understanding that you're a horrible person, doesn't make you less of a horrible person.- BoJack in BoJack Horseman, Staffel 1 Episode 2
You know, sometimes I feel like I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me, and now it's all gone. And I'll never get it back in me. It's too late. Life is a series of closing doors, isn't it?- BoJack in BoJack Horseman, Staffel 1 Episode 9