Zitate und Sprüche von Bob Saget

Ich hatte nicht erwartet, so lange zu leben.

I never expected to live this long.

Ich war nicht die erste Wahl für die Rolle des Danny Tanner. Betty White war es. Das ist gelogen. Aber es gab einen anderen Schauspieler, mit dem sie den Piloten gedreht haben.

I wasn't the first choice for the role of Danny Tanner. Betty White was. Not true, but there was another actor whom they had shot the pilot with.

Ich mag die Negativität von Reality TV nicht - das ganze "du musst gehen", "ich dachte du liebst mich". Da geht es nur darum, das Schlechte von Menschen zu zeigen. Mir gefällt Pimp my Ride, da geht es darum, jemandem zu helfen.

I don't like the negative of reality tv - the "you're no good, so you have to leave, I choose you, but I thought you really loved me." It's all about how bad people are and I just hate that. I like Pimp my Ride where someone is helping somebody.

I have three kids, the oldest is 18 and her friends are going to see it The Aristocrats because they told her they're going to see it, especially her guy friends.

I've just never been a person that was political or religiously savvy. Except for the fact that I was born Jewish. That gives me 10 circumcision jokes.

I've taken Midol before. My daughters find that hilarious. I had a headache and cramps, and there were no other pain relievers with caffeine in the house.

Now I've literally become neighborhood watch. I call 911 on people. I'm the old man driving 25-miles-per-hour down Sunset.

As soon as I go into a dark subject, like discussing the people I've loved and lost, I off-road into absurdist comedy perversion. It's both a means of protection and a kind of denial, a blessing and a curse. Wait, it's not a blessing at all. I guess it would be a bad habit and a curse.