I brought you some fresh Florida oranges. I used 'em as a pillow on the plane. So if you find any curly hairs in there, that's me.
That '90s Show - Staffel 1
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Eric: "Du steigst morgen ein, oder mein Fuß steigt in deinen Arsch!"
Red: "Ich bin noch nie so stolz gewesen. Es ist, wie dir bei deinem ersten Home Run zuzusehen... den du nie geschafft hast."
Red: "Ich bin noch nie so stolz gewesen. Es ist, wie dir bei deinem ersten Home Run zuzusehen... den du nie geschafft hast."
Eric: "Oh, you're getting in that car or my foot is getting in your ass!"
Red: "I have never been prouder. It's like watching you hit your first home run... if you had ever done that."
Red: "I have never been prouder. It's like watching you hit your first home run... if you had ever done that."
Red Forman in That '90s Show - Staffel 1 Episode 1
Naja, wär nicht meine erste verrückte Aktion. Einmal am Strand hat mir eine Möwe mein Sandwich geklaut und ich nannte sie dann ganz leise eine Schlampe.
I guess I have done some crazy things. One time at the beach, a seagull stole my sandwich, and, under my breath, I called her "b*tch".
Leia Forman in That '90s Show - Staffel 1 Episode 1
Tut mir leid, Babe, aber ihr seid mir eben beide wichtig. Jay hat mir die letzten zwölf Jahre die Stange gehalten und du hast meine Stange die letzten sechs Monate gehalten. Wie soll ich da entscheiden?
I'm sorry, babe, but you're both important to me. But Jay's had my back for the past twelve years, and you've had my front for the last six months. I can't choose.
Nate Runck in That '90s Show - Staffel 1 Episode 1
Ah, Teenager! Ich fühle mit dir, Sohn. Aber andererseits - man, macht das Spaß!
Ah, teenagers! I feel for you, son. But, on the other hand - payback's a b*tch!
Red Forman in That '90s Show - Staffel 1 Episode 1
Eric: "Sind ihre Eltern zuhause?"
Leia: "Nein, aber ihr großer Bruder."
Kitty: "Schätzchen, mit dieser Ehrlichkeit tust du dir keinen Gefallen."
Leia: "Nein, aber ihr großer Bruder."
Kitty: "Schätzchen, mit dieser Ehrlichkeit tust du dir keinen Gefallen."
Eric: "Are her parents home?"
Leia: "No, but her older brother is."
Kitty: "Honey, you're really not helping your case."
Leia: "No, but her older brother is."
Kitty: "Honey, you're really not helping your case."
Kitty Forman in That '90s Show - Staffel 1 Episode 1
Gwen: "'Tschuldige. Ich mag's, wenn sich Leute unwohl fühlen."
Leia: "Tja, Mission erfüllt."
Leia: "Tja, Mission erfüllt."
Gwen: "Sorry. I love making people feel uncomfortable."
Leia: "You're really good at it."
Leia: "You're really good at it."
Leia Forman in That '90s Show - Staffel 1 Episode 1
Eric: "Das schlimmste ist, ich sollte diese Zeit mit Leia doch genießen. Stattdessen kann ich kaum erwarten, dass es endet."
Kitty: "Oh, mein kleiner Schatz. Erst wenn du tot bist, endet es."
Kitty: "Oh, mein kleiner Schatz. Erst wenn du tot bist, endet es."
Eric: "Know what the worst part is? I should be treasuring time with Leia. Instead, I mean, I can't wait for it to end."
Kitty: "Oh, sweetie. It ends when you die."
Kitty: "Oh, sweetie. It ends when you die."
Kitty Forman in That '90s Show - Staffel 1 Episode 1
Eric: "Ich hab jetzt einen festen Lehrauftrag, was bedeutet, dass ich einen festen Stellplatz bekomme... für mein Fahrrad. Das passiert, wenn man einen beliebten Kurs anbietet."
Red: "'Die Religion von Star Wars'. Dieses Land wird den nächsten Krieg verlieren."
Eric: "Nicht wenn es ein galaktischer Kampf zwischen Gut und Böse ist."
Red: "'Die Religion von Star Wars'. Dieses Land wird den nächsten Krieg verlieren."
Eric: "Nicht wenn es ein galaktischer Kampf zwischen Gut und Böse ist."
Eric: "I'm an adjunct professor now, which means I got a permanent parking space... for my bicycle. That's what happens when your course is super popular, Dad."
Red: "'The Religion of Star Wars'? This country's gonna lose the next war."
Eric: "Not if it's an intergalactic battle between good and evil."
Red: "'The Religion of Star Wars'? This country's gonna lose the next war."
Eric: "Not if it's an intergalactic battle between good and evil."
Eric Forman in That '90s Show - Staffel 1 Episode 1
Ich wette, du bist ein Wirbelwind auf dem Basketballfeld. Ich höre, von deiner Mom hast du die Technik und von deinem Dad... den Nachnamen.
Why, I bet you're a holy terror on the basketball court. I hear you got your mom's jump shot and your dad's... last name.
Red Forman in That '90s Show - Staffel 1 Episode 1
Nate: "Diese weinerliche V*gina Musik macht mich noch völlig verrückt!"
Gwen: "Meine neue Freundin und ich ne Band und nennen sie Weinerliche V*gina."
Nate: "Dann gründ ich auch ne Band und nenn sie Scheiß Kackname."
Gwen: "Meine neue Freundin und ich ne Band und nennen sie Weinerliche V*gina."
Nate: "Dann gründ ich auch ne Band und nenn sie Scheiß Kackname."
Nate: "This whiny v*gina music is bumming me out!"
Gwen: "Me and my new friend are gonna start a band and call it Whiny V*gina."
Nate: "I'm gonna start a band and call it That's Stupid."
Gwen: "Me and my new friend are gonna start a band and call it Whiny V*gina."
Nate: "I'm gonna start a band and call it That's Stupid."
Nate Runck in That '90s Show - Staffel 1 Episode 1
Meister Yoda war eine Fantasieweltpuppe mit der Hand eines Typen in seinem Po.
Master Yoda was a puppet from a fake world with some guy's hand up his butt.
Leia Forman in That '90s Show - Staffel 1 Episode 1
Red: "It's gonna be a long day."
Bob: "Hey there, hi there, ho there!"
Red: "Aaand it just got longer."
Bob: "Hey there, hi there, ho there!"
Red: "Aaand it just got longer."
Red Forman in That '90s Show - Staffel 1
Das ist eine sehr gute Einstellung. Denn wenn man ohne Ausnahme hinter seinen Kindern steht, ist es einfacher... ihnen mit dem Fuß in den Arsch zu treten.
That is a great idea. Because when you stand behind your kids, it's easier... to put your foot in their a-s.
Red Forman in That '90s Show - Staffel 1
Kitty: "I have to make a shopping list. The kids are gonna want snacks."
Red: "Don't feed them, Kitty! That's how it started the first time."
Red: "Don't feed them, Kitty! That's how it started the first time."
Red Forman in That '90s Show - Staffel 1
If they go in my room, my foot goes in their a-s!
Red Forman in That '90s Show - Staffel 1
Red: "Get out!"
Kitty: "We never lock the sliding door."
Red: "We do now."
Kitty: "We never lock the sliding door."
Red: "We do now."
Red Forman in That '90s Show - Staffel 1
I'm a pretty big deal in Debate Club. That's not up for debate! ...Yeah, I'm not popular.
Leia Forman in That '90s Show - Staffel 1
Red: "Lights on, shirts on, and no dancing!"
Leia: "No dancing. You're like the guy from Footloose."
Leia: "No dancing. You're like the guy from Footloose."
Leia Forman in That '90s Show - Staffel 1
I'm going to get Fritos, Tostitos, Doritos... all the "itos". I am back, baby!
Kitty Forman in That '90s Show - Staffel 1
I love having the house full again. It just fills me with joy.
Kitty Forman in That '90s Show - Staffel 1
One downside of our big brains is we're the only creatures who are aware that death is inevitable. Although, if you lined ten dogs in a row and shot them one by one, the dog on the end would probably get the gist by about dog four.
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