"When your wives suggested couple's therapy, do you think that this is what they had in mind?"
"Definitely! I mean, we're a couple of couples, right?"
"Definitely! I mean, we're a couple of couples, right?"
Bill in Bill & Ted - Bill & Ted Face the Music
We've spent our whole life trying to write the song that will unite the world. Why can't we just go to the future when we have written it?
Ted in Bill & Ted - Bill & Ted Face the Music
Bill: "Be excellent to each other..."
Ted: "...and party on, dudes!"
Ted: "...and party on, dudes!"
Bill & Ted - Bill & Ted Face the Music
Bill: "Wer war Hannibal, Ted?"
Ted: "Der Onkel von Fußball?"
Ted: "Der Onkel von Fußball?"
Ted in Bill & Ted - Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure
Der beste Platz für uns ist hier. Und die beste Zeit für uns ist jetzt.
The best place to be is here. The best time to be is now. And all's we can say is... let's rock!
Bill & Ted in Bill & Ted - Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey
2Be excellent to each other!
Bill in Bill & Ted - Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure
1"Die einzig wahre Weisheit besteht in dem Wissen, dass man gar nichts weiß."
"Damit sind wir gemeint, Hoschi!"
"Damit sind wir gemeint, Hoschi!"
"The only true wisdom consists in knowing that you know nothing."
"That’s us, dude!"
"That’s us, dude!"
Bill & Ted - Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure
1Colonel Oates: "Get down and give me infinity."
Dead Bill: "There is no way we could possibly do infinity push-ups."
Dead Ted: "Well maybe if he lets us do them girly-style."
Dead Bill: "There is no way we could possibly do infinity push-ups."
Dead Ted: "Well maybe if he lets us do them girly-style."
Ted
Ted: "Ok, die Lady da drüben hat gesagt, dass Marco Polo im Jahre 1275 das Polo Hemd erfunden hat."
Bill: "Aber wer ist dann der Typ, der die Marco Polo Abenteuerreisen veranstaltet?"
Bill: "Aber wer ist dann der Typ, der die Marco Polo Abenteuerreisen veranstaltet?"
Bill in Bill & Ted - Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure
Ob du ein König bist, oder ein ganz kleiner Mann, früher oder später tanzt du mit dem Sensenmann.
You might be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later you dance with the reaper.
Grim Reaper in Bill & Ted - Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey
3"Entschuldingen sie, wissen sie wann die Mongolen in China eingeritten sind?"
"Tut mir leid, ich komm' nicht aus der Gegend."
"Tut mir leid, ich komm' nicht aus der Gegend."
Bill & Ted - Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure
"Wenn ihr zwei wirklich wir seid, an welchen berühmten Zahnstocher denken wir dann gerade?"
"Arnold Schwarzenegger!"
"Arnold Schwarzenegger!"
"If you guys are really us, what number are we thinking of?"
"69, dudes!"
"69, dudes!"
Bill & Ted - Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure
1Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K.
Ted in Bill & Ted - Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure
Ich glaube, Ihr habt nur eine einzige Sache gelernt, und die ist, dass Lincoln ein mächtig großes Auto ist.
It seems to me the only thing you've learned is that Caesar is a "salad dressing dude".
Bill: "Wenn ich sterbe, kannst du meine Megadeth Sammlung haben."
Ted: "Aber Hoschie, wir sind doch schon tot."
Bill: "Dann hab ich sie dir ja schon geschenkt."
Ted: "Oh, danke Hoschie."
Ted: "Aber Hoschie, wir sind doch schon tot."
Bill: "Dann hab ich sie dir ja schon geschenkt."
Ted: "Oh, danke Hoschie."
Bill: "If I die, you can have my Megadeth collection."
Ted: "But dude, we are already dead."
Bill: "Oh. Well then they're yours, dude."
Ted: "But dude, we are already dead."
Bill: "Oh. Well then they're yours, dude."
Bill & Ted in Bill & Ted - Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey
Dschingis Kahn fährt volle Kanne auf Gummibärchen ab wegen dem granatenstarken Zuckerschub.
Bill: "It is indeed a pleasure to introduce to you a gentleman we picked up in medieval Mongolia in the year 1269."
Ted: "Please welcome the very excellent barbarian..."
Bill & Ted: "Mr. Genghis Khan!"
Ted: "This is a dude who, 700 years ago, totally ravaged China, and who, we were told, 2 hours ago, totally ravaged Oshman's Sporting Goods."
Ted: "Please welcome the very excellent barbarian..."
Bill & Ted: "Mr. Genghis Khan!"
Ted: "This is a dude who, 700 years ago, totally ravaged China, and who, we were told, 2 hours ago, totally ravaged Oshman's Sporting Goods."
Ted
1Hi. Welcome to the future: San Dimas, California — 2688. And I'm telling you, it's great here. The air is clean. The water is clean. Even the dirt is clean! Bowling averages are way up. Mini-golf scores are way down, and we have more excellent water slides than any other planet we communicate with. I'm telling you, this place is great, but it almost wasn't. You see, seven hundred years ago, the Two Great Ones ran into a few problems. So now I have to travel back in time to help them out. If I should fail to keep these two along the correct path, the basis of our society will be endangered. Ah, but don't worry: it'll all make sense. I'm a professional.
Rufus in Bill & Ted - Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure
1Unser erster Trip führte uns nach Griechenland. Da war viel Sand, viele Säulen und alle waren cool drauf.
Bill & Ted - Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure
