If the gods haven't given up on me, I guess that means I shouldn't give up on me either.
No one's joined me on an adventure in ages. C'mon, let's go!
Eh, it's not as bad as you've heard! Everyone falls into a trapper's pit or gets hit on the head by a falling tree now and then, right?
I feel stronger in every sense! Just as unlucky as ever, though.
From now on, I'll distract the monsters and set off the traps while you grab the treasure. Sound good? ...You don't like it? Oh - don't worry about me getting injured! It's what I'm best at... and for you, it would be my pleasure!
I'm just your average adventurer. 'Cept I'm more unlucky than average.
Don't stand too close to me, or you might get hit by lightning too.
"Good things come to those who don't wait around!" That's what they say, anyway. Knowing my luck, the opposite is probably true for me.
This is your team? Cool... I like the vibe. I'm Bennett, leader of Benny's Adventure Team. Any chance we can team up? Please?
