Matt: "I'm trying but it's so close to your boobs."
Matt: "That's not our job."
Mitch: "My gut says there's some bad shit going on over there and my balls say we need to check it out."
Matt: "My balls say, 'let's just take it easy right here'."
Mitch: "What? Your balls sound like three-year-old girls."
Matt: "I don't know, man. That's just how they talk. But they're wise."
Ronnie Greenbaum: "You see it too?"
Summer Quinn: "And she always looks wet, but not too wet."
Ronnie Greenbaum: "Right? She's the reason I believe in God."
Summer Quinn: "And not a single f*ck was given..."
Victoria Leeds: "Well, someone has to."
Matt: "Prevent people from getting sun burnt and occasionally stop them from drowning."
Matt: "I'm Matt Brody, I don't have to try out. I've got two gold medals."
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