Zitate und Sprüche aus Baywatch

Summer: "Did you just look at my boobs? You should look at my face."
Matt: "I'm trying but it's so close to your boobs."

Mitch: "We've got a dead body on our beach."
Matt: "That's not our job."
Mitch: "My gut says there's some bad shit going on over there and my balls say we need to check it out."
Matt: "My balls say, 'let's just take it easy right here'."
Mitch: "What? Your balls sound like three-year-old girls."
Matt: "I don't know, man. That's just how they talk. But they're wise."

You're in politics. You know that no one can claw their way to the top without getting a little dirt under their fingernails.

Summer Quinn: "Why does she always look like she's running in slow-mo?"
Ronnie Greenbaum: "You see it too?"
Summer Quinn: "And she always looks wet, but not too wet."
Ronnie Greenbaum: "Right? She's the reason I believe in God."

There's no I in team, but there is a me.

Matt Brody: "Hey, I'm Matt Brody!"
Summer Quinn: "And not a single f*ck was given..."

CJ: "You look amazing, by the way."
Victoria Leeds: "Well, someone has to."

I'll die when the tide stops and the moon drowns. Until then... I'm oceanic, motherf*cker.

Guys, after finding the drugs, helping save Chen and helping me blow up the bad girl with a Roman candle, it's a pleasure to say you are officially no longer trainees.

I need your help. Because as much as I know about laptops, I don't know shit about computers.

I was born of the sea. I eat fire coral and I piss salt water. I scratch my back with a whale's d-ck, and I loofah my chest with his b-llsack.

CJ: "What is it that you think we do here?"
Matt: "Prevent people from getting sun burnt and occasionally stop them from drowning."

Mitch: "Hey, One Direction. Are you here for the qualifier?"
Matt: "I'm Matt Brody, I don't have to try out. I've got two gold medals."

Welcome to Baywatch. Our team is the elite of the elite. We're the heart and soul of this very beach. We protect when other people don't want to protect, and we go above and beyond.

"Baywatch" sucks so bad. I didn't watch it the first time around; I'm sure not going to buy a DVD. But really, you just kind of find out the categories of what's most foolish about these people. With Hasselhoff, it's obviously the huge man-t*ts with chest hair, probably a lot about his crappy acting, obviously the hamburger video - that's huge.