Australien... Heimat aller Tiere, die eigentlich längst ausgestorben sein sollten.
Australia... home of every animal that seems like it should already be extinct.John Oliver in Last Week Tonight
Australien ist ein Land in dem jeder die Freiheit hat, jedem Glauben zu folgen, dem er möchte.
Australia is not a secular country. It is a free country. This is a nation where you have the freedom to follow any belief system you choose.Scott Morrison
Mach dir keine Sorgen, dass die Welt heute zu Ende gehen könnte. In Australien ist es schon morgen.
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.WeltuntergangCharles M. Schulz
In order to get cheap accommodation in Australia, we like foreign people to do manual labour for us. Helping feed the cows is very important, they are the future of McDonald's.Ozzy Man Reviews, Royal Tour [FEAT. Prince Harry and Meghan]
Every country is like a particular type of person. America is like a belligerent, adolescent boy; Canada is like an intelligent, 35-year-old woman. Australia is like Jack Nicholson. It comes right up to you and laughs very hard in your face in a highly threatening and engaging manner.Amerika, KanadaDouglas Adams
Shit, even our Prime Minister is calling our Cricket team cheats. Fuck's sake, Malcolm, fuck's sake... oh, whatever - only thing he's good for is getting yelled at by Donald Trump.CricketOzzy Man Reviews, Cricket Ball Tampering