Zitate und Sprüche aus Austin Powers

Es gibt nur zwei Dinge, auf der Welt, die ich nicht ausstehen kann: Menschen, die den Kulturen anderer Menschen gegenüber intolerant sind... und Holländer.

There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch.

Mini-Me: "Bist du der Klon eines Engels?"
Foxxy Cleopatra: "Das ist ja so süß. Nein mein Mini-Mann, das bin ich nicht."
Mini-Me: "Bist du sicher, dass du nicht einen kleinen Klon in dir hast?"
Foxxy Cleopatra: "Ja, ganz sicher."
Mini-Me: "Hättest du gern einen?"

Mini-Me: "Are you a clone of an angel?"
Foxxy Cleopatra: "Oh, how sweet. No, my mini-man, I'm not."
Mini-Me: "Are you sure you don't have a little clone in you?"
Foxxy Cleopatra: "Yes I'm sure."
Mini-Me: "Would you like to?"

I don't kiss and tell. I shag and brag, baby!

Also Sekunde, ich muss erst mal meine Nüsse finden. Eins, zwei, und drei. Okay, sind vollzählig.

Alright, let me find my balls, for God's sakes! One, two, and three, okay. I'm okay.

Du bist nur Kleiner-Finger-böse. Leere-Eistüte-böse. Du bist nicht die Butter, sondern die Margarine des Bösen. Du bist die Cola Light des Bösen. Nur eine Kalorie, nicht böse genug.

You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough.

Felicity: "Austin Powers, nehme ich an."
Austin: "Powers ist mein Name, und ich bepower jede Dame."
Felicity: "Felicity Schickfick, CIA. Schickfick ist mein Name, und ein guter Fick ist immer schick."
Austin: "Oh benimm dich!"
Felicity: "Nicht, wenn ich es vermeiden kann."

Felicity Shagwell: "Austin Powers, I presume."
Austin: "Powers by name, powers by reputation."
Felicity Shagwell: "Felicity Shagwell, CIA. Shagwell by name, shag-very-well by reputation."
Austin: "Oh, be-have."
Felicity Shagwell: "Not if I can help it."

Austin: "Who are you, baby?"
Ivana: "Ivana. Ivana Humpalot."
Austin: "Excuse me?"
Ivana: "Ivana Humpalot."
Austin: "Well, I wanna (Ivana) toilet made out of solid gold, but it's just not in the cards now is it?"

Vanessa: "Sag mal, rauchst du danach?"
Austin: "Keine Ahnung, hab noch nie nachgesehen."

Vanessa: "Do you smoke after sex?"
Austin: "I don't know, baby, I never looked."

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my submarine lair. It's long, hard and full of seamen! No? Nothing?

I'm not saying it's hot, but I'm pretty sure the thermometer reads "Satan's Balls".

Ich finde es bemerkenswert, inwiefern England in keinster Weise Südkalifornien ähnelt.

You know what's remarkable? That England looks in no way like Southern California.

Anette: "Wissen sie wie wir warm machen in Russland?"
Austin: "Ich ahne es..."
Anette: "Wir spielen Schach."
Austin: "Tja, knapp daneben."

Ivana: "Do you know how we keep warm in Russia?"
Austin: "I can guess, baby."
Ivana: "We play chess."
Austin: "I guessed wrong."

So lange die Menschen noch freien Geschlechtsverkehr ohne alles haben und dabei die anonymen Partner wechseln, während sie gleichzeitig mit bewusstseinserweiternden Drogen experimentieren, was von allen toleriert wird, ohne Folgen, bin ich voll mit dabei.

As long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I’ll be sound as a pound.

"Doctor" Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister". Thank you very much.

You're the best evil son an evil dad could ever ask for.

Basil Exposition: "Austin, the Cold War is over."
Austin Powers: "Finally those capitalist pigs will pay for their crimes, eh? Eh comrades?"
Basil Exposition: "Austin... we won."

If you have an issue, here's a tissue.

Hang in there, Mini-Me! If anything should happen to you, I don't know what I would do. I'd probably move on and get another replica, but there would be a ten-minute period there where I would just be inconsolable.

You know, I have one simple request, and that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads.

Are those frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads?

That makes me angry. And when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, people die!

What we swingers were going against were uptight squares like you whose bag was money and world domination. We were innocent, man. If we had known the consequences of our sexual liberation, we would've done things much differently but the spirit would remain the same. It's freedom baby.