Zitate und Sprüche von Armadillo

Zitate und Sprüche von Armadillo
Wenn du sie persönlich siehst und "hallo" sagst, schwitzt du wie ein Kebab und starrst auf deine Schuhe, als würden dort Witze geschrieben stehen.
Why're you playing it so cool when in real life, everytime you say "hi", you start sweating like a pig and looking at your shoes as if you had your lines written there on your laces?

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Wir säten, aber ernteten nie.
We sowed a lot of seeds but never reaped the fruit.
Wir sprachen uns zwar kaum persönlich, aber verbrachten Abende auf MSN, WhatsApps Urahnen, wodurch die Soziopathen Paare bilden konnten.
Although we barely spoke to each other in person, we'd message each other all night on MSN, which was like an ancient forfather to WhatsApp, that allowed even sociopaths to find a mate.
Ich kannte sie seit drei Sekunden und ich war bereits verliebt. Ich gebe es offen zu. Ich war so verliebt, dass ich dachte: "Weißt du was? Ich sage ihr nichts, denn wenn ich rede, sonst werde ich rot und sie hält mich für einen Versager."
Exactly three seconds had passed since we were introduced to each other and I was already in love. I'm not afraid of using that word. I was so in love, I thought, "you know what? I'm not gonna say a damn thing to her. Otherwise I'll turn as red as a lobster and and she'll think I'm a loser."
After all, there were other clues that our lives had been built on rather shaky foundations. So we moved slowly because we thought that as long as you tore along the dotted line, life would take the right shape.
"Did you get laid?"
"No."
"You're a black belt at dodging life. Fifth dan."
"You should have played online poker."
"I don't know how to play. I would have ended up losing my grandma's house."
Il Principe Degli Sgambetti - The Prince Trip-You-Up
It was about this boy who was terrified of walking down the street, because there was a bully, who was known as the "Prince Trip-You-Up". But in the end, his mom reassured him by saying, that when they grow up, bullies stay idiots and he, on the other hand, will become a great scientist. The boy did grow up to become a great scientist. But the bully also grew up and become known as the "Blade King", because he stabbed people. And so the scientist continued to live in fear of him. The end.
One downside of our big brains is we're the only creatures who are aware that death is inevitable. Although, if you lined ten dogs in a row and shot them one by one, the dog on the end would probably get the gist by about dog four.
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Cells couldn't multiply without this, the IKEA instruction manual for life, DNA. DNA is tiny yet comlex, like Tom Cruise.
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Wissen ist ein Paradox. Je mehr man letztendlich weiß, desto mehr versteht man das Ausmaß seiner eigenen Unwissenheit.
Knowledge is a paradox. The more one understands, the more one realizes the vastness of his ignorance.
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Wenn man alles verliert, ist man endlich frei.
When you lose everything, that's when you're finally free.
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Uns definiert nicht, was wir verlieren. Sondern was wir überleben.
We're not defined by what we los. We're defined by what we survive.
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Es gibt zwei Dinge, die einen Tag gut machen können:
1. ausschlafen
2. lange aufbleiben
Es gibt 7 Tage, aber nur einen, an dem beide Qualitäten überlappen: Der Samstag!
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