Zitate und Sprüche von Armadillo

Zitate und Sprüche von Armadillo

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Wenn du sie persönlich siehst und "hallo" sagst, schwitzt du wie ein Kebab und starrst auf deine Schuhe, als würden dort Witze geschrieben stehen.

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Ich kannte sie seit drei Sekunden und ich war bereits verliebt. Ich gebe es offen zu. Ich war so verliebt, dass ich dachte: "Weißt du was? Ich sage ihr nichts, denn wenn ich rede, sonst werde ich rot und sie hält mich für einen Versager."
After all, there were other clues that our lives had been built on rather shaky foundations. So we moved slowly because we thought that as long as you tore along the dotted line, life would take the right shape.
"Did you get laid?"
"No."
"You're a black belt at dodging life. Fifth dan."
"You should have played online poker."
"I don't know how to play. I would have ended up losing my grandma's house."
Il Principe Degli Sgambetti - The Prince Trip-You-Up
It was about this boy who was terrified of walking down the street, because there was a bully, who was known as the "Prince Trip-You-Up". But in the end, his mom reassured him by saying, that when they grow up, bullies stay idiots and he, on the other hand, will become a great scientist. The boy did grow up to become a great scientist. But the bully also grew up and become known as the "Blade King", because he stabbed people. And so the scientist continued to live in fear of him. The end.
Lip: "You really wanna get your ass shot off in some 'stan somewhere?"
Ian: "'Stan?"
Lip: "Yeah, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Iraqistan."
Phillip Gallagher in Shameless - Staffel 2 Episode 1
You just made my boy parts get bigger.
Kevin Ball in Shameless - Staffel 1 Episode 11
Sheila: "Now, by sifting we separate and aerate those flour particles to make them absorb liquids better."
Deb: "Someone should sift my dad."
Debbie Gallagher in Shameless - Staffel 1 Episode 9
Frank doesn't have friends, only people he hasn't pissed off yet.
Fiona Gallagher in Shameless - Staffel 1 Episode 7
Karen: "Why do we help people we hate?"
Lip: "I believe we're just taking our cue from American foreign policy."
Phillip Gallagher in Shameless - Staffel 1 Episode 6
I am fed up with these pan-gender hermaphrodites who hate that human beings are a species with two distinct genders. It's like they've declared war on testicles. They wanna remove all the masculinity from the schools, fill the world with yogurt-eaters.
Frank Gallagher in Shameless - Staffel 1 Episode 6
Oh, Warren, once again proving that Koreans are the Asian Jews.
Phillip Gallagher in Shameless - Staffel 1 Episode 6

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