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Meine Güte, du bist doch Amerikaner. Denk doch nicht über die Konsequenzen nach. Spreng was in die Luft!

Stan Smith in American Dad
 
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Waffen töten keine Menschen, Menschen töten Menschen! Waffen beschützen Menschen vor Menschen mit kleineren Waffen.

Guns don't kill people, people kill people! Guns defend people against people with smaller guns.

WaffenStan Smith in American Dad, Staffel 1 Episode 14
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There's an old German saying: 'Don't blame the fish!' There are other sayings, but they mostly involve genocide...

Klaus Heisler in American Dad
 
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Gummi Bears?! He replaced my bullets with Gummi Bears from the mini bar... that's gonna cost me $7!

Stan Smith in American Dad, Staffel 10 Episode 11
 
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Oh, I love your religion ... for the crazy! Virgin birth. Water into wine. It's like Harry Potter, but it causes genocide and bad folk music.

Roger the Alien in American Dad, Staffel 5 Episode 9
 
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A real New York hotel! How many Wall Street bankers have had their first prostitute here?

Francine Smith in American Dad, Staffel 10 Episode 14
 
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Stan, we can't have a grown woman acting like a child in our house. This ain't no Disney Channel.

Francine Smith in American Dad, Staffel 11 Episode 3
 
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Roger: 'I once survived four days in a Del Taco parking lot extracting life-saving nutrients from puddles and bird shit.'
Steve: 'Why didn't you just go into the Del Taco?'
Roger: 'I'm a Taco Bell man.'

Stan Smith in American Dad, Staffel 11 Episode 15
 
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Doctors are stupid, Roger. They're just failed dentists.

Stan Smith in American Dad
 
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When I joined the CIA, I knew the deal. If we make a mistake, we cover it up. Like the time Dick accidentally created feline AIDS and we covered it up by blaming it on gay cats.

Stan Smith in American Dad, Staffel 11 Episode 20
 
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I’m gonna go hit the sack, and then probably go to bed.

Steve Smith in American Dad
 
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Hello, Bill Gates? Turns out I’m the richest guy in the world, because I have an adoring wife and a loving family.
Hello, UNICEF? Yes, I’d like to donate some of my immense riches. What’s that? Children are still starving in Africa because wife love is worthless to you? What an odd policy!

Stan Smith in American Dad
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I guess I just picked a whole bouquet of oopsie-daisies.

Stan Smith in American Dad
 
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Ah, saturday afternoon TV. Where the sneaky networks hide all the good shows.

Stan Smith in American Dad
 
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Boil water? What, am I a chemist?

Stan Smith in American Dad, Staffel 1 Episode 18
 
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In a hundred years, when there’s a million jerks riding around Manhattan drunk in limos, the west will seem like a paradise.

Roger the Alien in American Dad, Staffel 12 Episode 22
 
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The new Pixar movie, Clothes. It’s about the secret lives of clothes. John Ratzenberger plays a tie.

Stan Smith in American Dad
 
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