Meine Güte, du bist doch Amerikaner. Denk doch nicht über die Konsequenzen nach. Spreng was in die Luft!
Waffen töten keine Menschen, Menschen töten Menschen! Waffen beschützen Menschen vor Menschen mit kleineren Waffen.
Guns don't kill people, people kill people! Guns defend people against people with smaller guns.
Stan Smith - Staffel 1 Episode 14
1There's an old German saying: 'Don't blame the fish!' There are other sayings, but they mostly involve genocide...
Gummi Bears?! He replaced my bullets with Gummi Bears from the mini bar... that's gonna cost me $7!
Stan Smith - Staffel 10 Episode 11
Oh, I love your religion... for the crazy! Virgin birth. Water into wine. It's like Harry Potter, but it causes genocide and bad folk music.
Roger das Alien - Staffel 5 Episode 9
A real New York hotel! How many Wall Street bankers have had their first prostitute here?
Francine Smith - Staffel 10 Episode 14
Stan, we can't have a grown woman acting like a child in our house. This ain't no Disney Channel.
Francine Smith - Staffel 11 Episode 3
Roger: "I once survived four days in a Del Taco parking lot extracting life-saving nutrients from puddles and bird shit."
Steve: "Why didn't you just go into the Del Taco?"
Roger: "I'm a Taco Bell man."
Steve: "Why didn't you just go into the Del Taco?"
Roger: "I'm a Taco Bell man."
Stan Smith - Staffel 11 Episode 15
Doctors are stupid, Roger. They're just failed dentists.
When I joined the CIA, I knew the deal. If we make a mistake, we cover it up. Like the time Dick accidentally created feline AIDS and we covered it up by blaming it on gay cats.
Stan Smith - Staffel 11 Episode 20
I’m gonna go hit the sack, and then probably go to bed.
Hello, Bill Gates? Turns out I’m the richest guy in the world, because I have an adoring wife and a loving family.
Hello, UNICEF? Yes, I’d like to donate some of my immense riches. What’s that? Children are still starving in Africa because wife love is worthless to you? What an odd policy!
Hello, UNICEF? Yes, I’d like to donate some of my immense riches. What’s that? Children are still starving in Africa because wife love is worthless to you? What an odd policy!
I guess I just picked a whole bouquet of oopsie-daisies.
Ah, saturday afternoon TV. Where the sneaky networks hide all the good shows.
Boil water? What, am I a chemist?
Stan Smith - Staffel 1 Episode 18
In a hundred years, when there’s a million jerks riding around Manhattan drunk in limos, the west will seem like a paradise.
Roger das Alien - Staffel 12 Episode 22
The new Pixar movie, Clothes. It’s about the secret lives of clothes. John Ratzenberger plays a tie.
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Widerstand gegen die Wissenschaft ist idiotisch.
The resistance to science is idiotic.
Ich kann kaum glauben, dass ich die Oscar-Verleihung moderiere. Es ist mir eine Ehre, dass es niemand anderes machen wollte.
I can't believe I am hosting the Oscars. It's an honor everyone else said no.
If something is shocking without being funny it's hard to justify.
I'm wide open to getting married, but actors are not easy people to date. You end up sharing that person with this other mistress that is their career. I very much like the traditional courtship method of making a date. That's what they do in normal places, but Hollywood's not normal.
'The Brady Bunch' asks nothing of you as a viewer. Sometimes is just what the doctor ordered.
Erfolg ist ein mieser Lehrer. Er verführt kluge Menschen dazu zu denken, sie wären unfehlbar.
Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces people into thinking they can't lose.
Wenn du den Leuten die Probleme zeigst und ihnen die Lösungen zeigst, werden sie zum Handeln gebracht.
Bill Gates - am 2. Juli 2005 (Live8-Konzert)
2Wenn es ein Land gibt, dass unglaubliche Gräueltaten in der Welt angerichtet hat, dann sind es die Vereinigten Staaten von Amerika. Sie haben keinen Respekt vor menschlichem Leben.
If there is a country that has committed unspeakable atrocities in the world, it is the United States of America. They don’t care for human beings.
Der Mensch erfand die Atombombe, doch keine Maus der Welt würde eine Mausefalle konstruieren.
Mankind invented the atomic bomb, but no mouse would ever construct a mousetrap.
Ich stehe zwischen den Lagern. Zwischen dem Recht, Waffen zu besitzen und der öffentlichen Sicherheit.
I feel like I've got feet firmly in different camps. Between the right of gun ownership and public safety.
Wer glaubt, ein Christ zu sein, weil er die Kirche besucht, irrt sich. Man wird ja auch kein Auto, wenn man in eine Garage geht.
Wenn ich 80 Jahre alt bin und in meinem Schaukelstuhl sitze, werde ich Harry Potter lesen. Und wenn meine Familie mich fragt, "nach all dieser Zeit?", werde ich antworten: "Immer."
When I'm 80 years old and sitting in my rocking chair, I'll be reading Harry Potter. And my family will say to me, "After all this time?" And I will say: "Always."
Alan Rickman (Darsteller von Severus Snape)
20Auf jedem Kanal läuft nur noch Mist unsere Gesellschaft verblödet.
Wo sind die Helden meiner Jugend? Für mich war Fernsehen das Größte!
Wo sind die Helden meiner Jugend? Für mich war Fernsehen das Größte!
Dame - Auf die guten alten Zeiten, Album: Notiz an Mich
6Charlie Brown: "Eines Tages werden wir sterben, Snoopy."
Snoopy: "Ja, aber alle anderen Tage werden wir leben!"
Snoopy: "Ja, aber alle anderen Tage werden wir leben!"
Charlie Brown: "We only live once, Snoopy."
Snoopy: "Wrong! We only die once. We live every day!"
Snoopy: "Wrong! We only die once. We live every day!"
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