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Zitat von Stan Smith aus American Dad

Meine Güte, du bist doch Amerikaner. Denk doch nicht über die Konsequenzen nach. Spreng was in die Luft!

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Zitat von Stan Smith aus American Dad in Staffel 1 Episode 14

Waffen töten keine Menschen, Menschen töten Menschen! Waffen beschützen Menschen vor Menschen mit kleineren Waffen.

Guns don't kill people, people kill people! Guns defend people against people with smaller guns.

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Zitat von Klaus Heisler aus American Dad

There's an old German saying: 'Don't blame the fish!' There are other sayings, but they mostly involve genocide...

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Zitat von Stan Smith aus American Dad in Staffel 10 Episode 11

Gummi Bears?! He replaced my bullets with Gummi Bears from the mini bar... that's gonna cost me $7!

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Zitat von Roger the Alien aus American Dad in Staffel 5 Episode 9

Oh, I love your religion ... for the crazy! Virgin birth. Water into wine. It's like Harry Potter, but it causes genocide and bad folk music.

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Zitat von Francine Smith aus American Dad in Staffel 10 Episode 14

A real New York hotel! How many Wall Street bankers have had their first prostitute here?

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Zitat von Francine Smith aus American Dad in Staffel 11 Episode 3

Stan, we can't have a grown woman acting like a child in our house. This ain't no Disney Channel.

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Zitat von Stan Smith aus American Dad in Staffel 11 Episode 15

Roger: 'I once survived four days in a Del Taco parking lot extracting life-saving nutrients from puddles and bird shit.'
Steve: 'Why didn't you just go into the Del Taco?'
Roger: 'I'm a Taco Bell man.'

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Zitat von Stan Smith aus American Dad

Doctors are stupid, Roger. They're just failed dentists.

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Zitat von Stan Smith aus American Dad in Staffel 11 Episode 20

When I joined the CIA, I knew the deal. If we make a mistake, we cover it up. Like the time Dick accidentally created feline AIDS and we covered it up by blaming it on gay cats.

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Zitat von Steve Smith aus American Dad

I’m gonna go hit the sack, and then probably go to bed.

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Zitat von Stan Smith aus American Dad

Hello, Bill Gates? Turns out I’m the richest guy in the world, because I have an adoring wife and a loving family.
Hello, UNICEF? Yes, I’d like to donate some of my immense riches. What’s that? Children are still starving in Africa because wife love is worthless to you? What an odd policy!

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Zitat von Stan Smith aus American Dad

I guess I just picked a whole bouquet of oopsie-daisies.

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Zitat von Stan Smith aus American Dad

Ah, saturday afternoon TV. Where the sneaky networks hide all the good shows.

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Zitat von Stan Smith aus American Dad in Staffel 1 Episode 18

Boil water? What, am I a chemist?

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Zitat von Roger the Alien aus American Dad in Staffel 12 Episode 22

In a hundred years, when there’s a million jerks riding around Manhattan drunk in limos, the west will seem like a paradise.

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Zitat von Stan Smith aus American Dad

The new Pixar movie, Clothes. It’s about the secret lives of clothes. John Ratzenberger plays a tie.

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