Hör zu und merk dir, Liebe bringt dich besser durch Zeiten ohne Geld, als Geld dich durch Zeiten ohne Liebe bringt.
Two and a half Men - Staffel 9 Episode 20
5Walden: "Money does not buy happiness!"
Alan: "I wouldn't know, I never had either."
Alan: "I wouldn't know, I never had either."
Two and a half Men - Staffel 9 Episode 1
2Die Frauen weisen uns aus 100 verschiedenen Gründen zurück. Mit weißeren Zähnen bleiben 99.
Two and a half Men - Staffel 10 Episode 2
1Walden: "Let this be a warning to you, Alan. There're women out there, that will be nice to you, just to get to your money."
Alan: "Thanks, but that's not very high on my list of concerns."
Alan: "Thanks, but that's not very high on my list of concerns."
Two and a half Men - Staffel 9 Episode 4
1Lindsey: "You're tall, good looking, very successful. Believe me, women settle for a lot less!"
Alan: "And thank god for that!"
Alan: "And thank god for that!"
Two and a half Men - Staffel 9 Episode 4
1I know what you said you wanted, but I really dont think Pamela Anderson will agree to swallow your ashes.
Two and a half Men - Staffel 9 Episode 1
1[talking to Charlie's urn] Here we are, buddy. Just like old times, I'm talking and you're in a bottle, ignoring me.
Two and a half Men - Staffel 9 Episode 1
1Charlie: "Ich glaub, ich hab mein Leben lang versucht, die Leere in mir aufzufüllen, indem ich, naja..."
Alan: "...die Leere bei anderen ausgefüllt hast."
Alan: "...die Leere bei anderen ausgefüllt hast."
Charlie: "Und, Mum, welchem Umstand verdanken wir dieses unerwartete...-"
Evelyn: "Vergnügen?"
Charlie: "Nein. Das ist es nicht."
Evelyn: "Ich hab in der Nähe ein Haus vorgeführt und wollte die Menschen besuchen, die ich liebe."
Alan: "Und die waren nicht da?"
Evelyn: "Vergnügen?"
Charlie: "Nein. Das ist es nicht."
Evelyn: "Ich hab in der Nähe ein Haus vorgeführt und wollte die Menschen besuchen, die ich liebe."
Alan: "Und die waren nicht da?"
I give you a hint: I didn't do the dog 'people-style'.
Two and a half Men - Staffel 9 Episode 8
What happened? Did Starbucks merge with Hooters? Hooterbucks - I'd like a Double-D Cup Latte, please!
I could sprinkle you on the beach. It's simple, it's dignified and pretty girls covered with oil will be sitting on you all day. And like your life, except for the dignified part.
Two and a half Men - Staffel 9 Episode 1
