Zitate und Sprüche aus 21 Jump Street

Zitate und Sprüche aus 21 Jump Street

21 Jump Street ist eine US-amerikanische Filmkomödie aus dem Jahr 2012. Es handelt sich um die Kinoadaption der Fernsehserie 21 Jump Street – Tatort Klassenzimmer.

Captain Dickson: "New assignment. Since you two cowboys love to drink booze, smoke weed with kids, and f*ck anything with a big ass in jeans with low self-esteem, I'm gonna send you to a place where all that shit is allowed."
Jenko: "Oh, I love Disneyland!"
Captain Dickson: "You two sons of b*tches are going to college!"

Captain Dickson

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Jenko: "Got a pound of coke."
Schmidt: "We are trying to show them a good time, not ruin their f*cking lives."
Jenko: "Pound of marijuana?"
Schmidt: "Best party ever!"

Marihuana Kokain

I really thought this job would have more car chases and explosions... and less homeless people doodooing everywhere.

Greg Jenko

If any of my officers are caught giving alcohol to minors, they'll find themselves in prison with a snorkel duct taped to their mouth, and me shitting down that snorkel!

Captain Dickson

Sanders: "You punched me because I'm gay?"
Jenko: "What? No, I... oh, come on. I punched him and... he turned out to be gay afterwards."

Greg Jenko

Chemistry's the one with the shapes and shit, right?

Greg Jenko

Dickson: "Don't f*ck no students, don't f*ck no teachers."
Schmidt: "Sir, I know we may look like a couple of lady-killers, but me and my partner will be super professional."
Dickson: "Clearly I wasn't talking to you, big-titties. You cherub-looking motherf*cker. I was talking to your partner, fake-ass Handsome McGee here. When I'm talking to him, I'm talking to him. When I say 'shut the f*ck up', I'm talking to you."

Captain Dickson

Liking comic books is popular, environmental awareness, being tolerant. If I was just born ten years later, I would have been the coolest person ever.

Morton Schmidt

Jenko: "You have the right to remain... an attorney."
Hardy: "Did you just say you have the right to be an attorney?"
Schmidt: "You do have the right to be an attorney if you want to."

You know what they do to handsome guy like me in prison. It rhymes with grape.

Eric Molson

They're teenagers, man. They're really stupid, so you should blend right in.

Captain Dickson

You are here because you some Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus lookin' motherf*ckers.

Captain Dickson

Dickson: "He's white, that means people actually give a shit."
Schmidt: "I would just like to say that I would give a shit if he were black."

Morton Schmidt

Jenko: "Where do we report to?"
Hardy: "Down on Jump Street. 37 Jump Street... wait, that doesn't sound right."

[about all the photos of him in his parents' house] It looks like I died in a car crash and you never got over me.

Morton Schmidt

Sir, if I have to suck someone's dick... I will, but I prefer not to.

Morton Schmidt

Annie Schmidt: "What kind of a sick animal draws an ejaculating penis into a 8-year-old's mouth?"
Greg Jenko: "It's arguably, like, an airplane throwing up."
Annie Schmidt: "You think I don't know that's a dick and balls? I know all about dick and balls! I partied with Robert Downey Jr. before he got sober, when he was really f*cked up and a lot of fun!"

Robert Downey, Jr.

You don't care about the environment? That's f*cked up, man!

Eric Molson

Get your... motherf*cking ass up when I'm talking to you! I know what ya'll thinking. Angry black Captain. It ain't nothing but a stupid stereotype. Well let me tell you something, I'm black, and I worked my ass off to become Captain, and sometimes I get angry. So suck a dick!

Captain Dickson

You never won't know what you can't achieve before you don't achieve it.

Mr. Gordon

We're like, in the end of "Die Hard" right now, only it's our actual life!

Morton Schmidt

Hey! stop f*cking with Korean Jesus! He ain't got time for your problems! He's busy... with Korean shit!

Captain Dickson

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Alles, was wir je umgesetzt haben, wurde mit niedrigen Erwartungen bedacht. "Wolkig mit Aussicht auf Fleischbällchen", schreckliche Idee. "21 Jump Street" als Film umzusetzen war eine schreckliche Idee. "The Lego Movie" klingt wie eine schreckliche Idee.

All of everything we've ever done has been riding on low expectations. "Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs", a terrible idea. Doing "21 Jump Street" as a movie is a terrible idea. "The Lego Movie" sounds like a terrible idea.

Christopher Miller

Wolkig mit Aussicht auf Fleischbällchen

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Mit einem Eimer voller Legosteine kann man jede erdenkliche Geschichte erzählen. Man kann ein Flugzeug, einen Drachen, oder ein Piratenschiff bauen - alles, was man sich vorstellen kann.

With a bucket of Lego, you can tell any story. You can build an airplane or a dragon or a pirate ship - it's whatever you can imagine.

Christopher Miller

Niedrige Erwartungen sind der Schlüssel zu einem glücklichen Leben.

Low expectations is the key to happiness in life.

Christopher Miller

Erwartungen Lebensweisheiten

Als Kinder auf dem Spielplatz haben wir uns darum gestritten, wer Han Solo sein durfte. Er ist einer der besten Charaktere, die je erschaffen wurden.

When I was a kid on the playground, fights were about who got to play Han Solo. He's just one of the best characters ever created.

Christopher Miller

Du kannst deine Augen schließen vor den Dingen, die du nicht sehen willst. Aber du kannst nicht dein Herz vor den Dingen schließen, die du nicht fühlen willst.

You can close your eyes to the things you do not want to see. But you cannot close your heart to the things you do not want to feel.

Johnny Depp

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Herz Gefühle Sehen & Blicke

Wenn du zwei Menschen zur gleichen Zeit liebst, dann entscheide dich für den Zweiten, denn wenn du den Ersten wirklich geliebt hättest, hättest du dich nicht in den Zweiten verliebt.

If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one you wouldn't have fallen for the second.

Johnny Depp

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Lache so viel wie du atmen kannst und liebe so lange du lebst.

Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.

Johnny Depp

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Liebe Lachen & Lächeln Atmen

Meine Freunde halten mich für einen Irren. Aber das bin ich nicht. Ich bin nur so, wie sie wären, wenn sie nicht so viel Angst hätten.

Johnny Depp

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Ich will nicht aufhören, Dinge interessant zu finden. Ich will nicht aufhören, zu lernen. Ich will eine komische Enzyklopädie verrückten Wissens sein.

I just don't want to stop finding things interesting. I don't want to ever stop learning. I want to be a weird encyclopedia of bizarre knowledge.

Brie Larson

Ernsthaftigkeit finde ich eher lächerlich.

Now I find seriousness to be rather ridiculous.

Brie Larson

Maybe you're not perfect, but you're willing to actually look at yourself and take some kind of accountability. That's a change. It might not mean that you can turn everything around, but I think there's something incredibly hopeful about that.

Brie Larson

I love exploring the characters that I play, but the reason I sign on for something isn't the details of the story but the universal message.

Brie Larson

I always wanted to be a film-maker when I was younger, not an actor. I was an eight-year-old who dreamed of being a writer on 'The Simpsons,' which was a weird dream to have. But I started taking acting classes as a way to learn how to direct actors and I sort of fell in love with it.

It's always better to shock people and change people's expectations than to give them exactly what they think you can do. It's not unexpected for me to be in a comedy film anymore; I'm no longer the underdog in that world. Not that I'm great or good at it or anything, it's just that I've done a bunch of them, so you're not shocked.

I've never had issues with popularity. I was always a popular guy... I've always had friends and loved ones and everything, so it wasn't like, 'Oh man, I gotta fill some void that was left by high school.' I had a great high-school experience.

All my friends were in college when I was making 'Superbad.' We were drinking beer and watching movies and eating pizza. It wasn't like I was going to nice restaurants or anything like that, and I lived like a frat guy. Eventually it was time to grow up, be healthy and be responsible. You can't live like a kid forever, you know?

Im Innern sind wir alle Nerds. Mir ist es egal, wie "cool" du bist.

Everyone's a nerd inside. I don't care how "cool" you are.

Channing Tatum

Ich bin in Florida aufgewachsen, wo man, wenn man nicht gern getanzt hat, keine Mädchen abbekam.

I grew up in Florida, where if you weren't comfortable dancing, you weren't going to get any girls.

Channing Tatum

Das Leben ist zu kurz, um die schönsten Dinge zu verpassen - zum Beispiel einen Double-Cheeseburger.

Life is too short to miss out on the beautiful things like a double cheeseburger.

Channing Tatum

Ich bin dankbar für alle Weirdos da draußen, sie gehören zu den kreativsten.

I'm thankful for weird people out there 'cause they're some of the most creative people.

Channing Tatum

Ich weiß sehr wenig über Schauspielerei. Ich bin einfach nur ein extrem guter Faker.

I know very little about acting. I'm just an incredibly gifted faker.

Robert Downey, Jr.

Mein Traum war es, meiner Heimat zu helfen. Eine kleine Insel, versteckt unter dem A von Atlantik, namens Affenfels. Wir waren für unsere Sardinen berühmt. Bis eines Tages die Baby Brent Sardinenfabrik ihre Tore schloss, gleich nachdem jeder auf der Welt eins bemerkt hatte... Sardinen sind super eklig.

My dream was to help my hometown, a small island hidden under the A in Atlantic, called Swallow Falls. We were one of the leading exporters of sardines. Until the day Baby Brent Sardine cannery closed when everyone realized that sardines... are super gross.

Flint Lockwood in Wolkig mit Aussicht auf Fleischbällchen

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Habe nun, ach! Philosophie,
Juristerei und Medizin,
Und leider auch Theologie!
Durchaus studiert, mit heißem Bemühn,
Da steh ich nun, ich armer Tor!
Und bin so klug als wie zuvor.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe in Faust

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Wissen Studium & Uni

Disneyland ist nicht nur für Kinder. Wann hört ein Mensch auf ein Kind zu sein? Schwindet das Kind jemals endgültig in einem Erwachsenen?

Disneyland isn't designed just for children. When does a person stop being a child? Can you say that a child is ever entirely eliminated from an adult?

Walt Disney

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Kinder & Kindheit Alter Disneyland

Kraut ist das Heilmittel der Nation, Alkohol die Zerstörung.

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.

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Alkohol Drogen Marihuana

Ich nehme zehn bis fünfzehn Quaaludes am Tag, für meine "Rückenschmerzen", Aperol für die Konzentration, Xanax gegen den Stress, Pot zum runterkommen, Kokain damit ich schnell wieder wach werde und Morphium.....naja, weil's so geil ist.

I take quaaludes ten to fifteen times a day for my "back pain", adderall tostay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again and morphine well... 'cause its awesome.

Jordan Belfort in The Wolf of Wall Street

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