2017 - Die wichtigsten Zitate und Sprüche des Jahres

Zitat von Christian Lindner - zum Abbruch der Koalitionsverhandlungen, am 20. November 2017

Es ist besser, nicht zu regieren, als falsch zu regieren.

2017, Bundestagswahl 2017, FDP
Zitat von Eric Cartman aus South Park in Staffel 21 Episode 4

Wilson Aubry: 'You victimize innocent people and poop in little girls' mouths.'
Eric Cartman: 'That's not true, Wilson. We're Coon and Friends, not Harvey Weinstein.'

Zitat von Alyssa Milano - via Twitter, am 15.10.2017 #metoo

If you’ve been sexually harassed or assaulted write ‘me too’ as a reply to this tweet.

2017, Twitter
Songtext-Zitat von Eminem - The Storm

It's the calm before the storm right here
Wait, how was I gonna start this off?
I forgot... oh, yeah
That's an awfully hot coffee pot
Should I drop it on Donald Trump? Probably not
But that's all I got 'til I come up with a solid plot
Got a plan and now I gotta hatch it
Like a damn Apache with a tomahawk
Imma walk inside a mosque on Ramadan
And say a prayer that every time Melania talks
She gets a mou...- ahh, I'mma stop
But we better give Obama props
'Cause what we got in office now's a kamikaze
That'll probably cause a nuclear holocaust
And while the drama pops
And he waits for shit to quiet down, he'll just gas his plane up And fly around 'til the bombing stops
Intensities heightened, tensions are risin'
Trump, when it comes to giving a shit, you're stingy as I am
Except when it comes to having the balls to go against me, you hide 'em
'Cause you don't got the fucking nuts like an empty asylum
Racism's the only thing he's fantastic for
'Cause that's how he gets his fucking rocks off and he's orange
Yeah, sick tan
That's why he wants us to disband
'Cause he cannot withstand
The fact we're not afraid of Trump
Fuck walkin' on egg shells, I came to stomp
That's why he keeps screamin' 'Drain the swamp'
'Cause he's in quicksand
It's like we take a step forwards, then backwards
But this is his form of distraction
Plus, he gets an enormous reaction
When he attacks the NFL so we focus on that
Instead of talking Puerto Rico or gun reform for Nevada
All these horrible tragedies and he's bored and would rather
Cause a Twitter storm with the Packers
Then says he wants to lower our taxes
Then who's gonna pay for his extravagant trips
Back and forth with his fam to his golf resorts and his mansions?
Same shit that he tormented Hillary for and he slandered
Then does it more
From his endorsement of Bannon
Support for the Klansmen
Tiki torches in hand for the soldier that's black
And comes home from Iraq
And is still told to go back to Africa
Fork and a dagger in this racist 94-year-old grandpa
Who keeps ignoring our past historical, deplorable factors
Now if you're a black athlete, you're a spoiled little brat for
Tryina use your platform or your stature
To try to give those a voice who don't have one
He says, 'You're spittin' in the face of vets who fought for us, you bastards!'
Unless you're a POW who's tortured and battered
'Cause to him you're zeros
'Cause he don't like his war heroes captured
That's not disrespecting the military
Fuck that! This is for Colin, ball up a fist!
And keep that shit balled like Donald the bitch!
'He's gonna get rid of all immigrants!'
'He's gonna build that thang up taller than this!'
Well, if he does build it, I hope it's rock solid with bricks
'Cause like him in politics, I'm using all of his tricks
'Cause I'm throwin' that piece of shit against the wall 'til it sticks
And any fan of mine who's a supporter of his
I'm drawing in the sand a line: you're either for or against
And if you can't decide who you like more and you're split
On who you should stand beside, I'll do it for you with this:
Fuck you!
The rest of America stand up
We love our military, and we love our country
But we fucking hate Trump

2017, Donald Trump
Zitat von Jan Böhmermann aus Neo Magazin Royale in Sendung vom 05.10.2017

Den meisten Frauen in Österreich ist das Verhüllungsverbot völlig egal - im Keller ist es eh dunkel.

Österreich, 2017
Zitat von Jan Böhmermann aus Neo Magazin Royale in Sendung vom 14.09.2017

Pietro Lombardi singt jetzt zusammen mit Kay One Senorita. Wer hätte sich gedacht, dass man sich mal den Song von Bibi zurück wünscht?

Zitat von Christian Ehring aus Extra 3 in Sendung vom 06.09.2017

Welche Partei passt denn zu Erdogans Anhängern? Die sind für das traditionelle Familienbild, sind gegen die Presse, gegen Schwule, gegen Modernität, gegen andere Religionen... ich würd' sagen am besten passen sie zur AfD. Das wär' doch was, Masseneintritte von Erdogan-Anhängern in die AfD. Irgendwie würd' ich's beiden gönnen.

2017, AfD
Zitat von Norbert Lammert - Abschiedsrede bei letzter Bundestagssitzung am 05.09.2017

An die Mitglieder des nächsten und künftiger Bundestage: Bewahren Sie sich bitte, wenn eben möglich, die nach den Abstürzen unserer Geschichte mühsam errungene Fähigkeit und Bereitschaft, über den Wettbewerb der Parteien und Gruppen hinweg, den Konsens der Demokraten gegen Fanatiker und Fundamentalisten für noch wichtiger zu halten.

Demokratie, 2017
Zitat von Norbert Lammert - Abschiedsrede bei letzter Bundestagssitzung am 05.09.2017

Ich habe [mein Amt] gerne nach besten Kräften und gelegentlich auch mit einem gewissen Vergnügen ausgeübt.

Zitat von John Oliver aus Last Week Tonight in Nuclear Waste

During WWII, we rushed into developing nuclear weapons, because we were trying to defeat the nazis, who - fun fact - pretty much all Americans agreed were bad at the time.


Über 2017